sophie's fair

Tinkerbell (c) The Walt Disney Co

let's talk girl talk this time -- we know what that means -- boys... guys... men... we love peeking into their world and making a fairy tale of it. we have no idea why when there's not much to look at except for a cluttered room and a boob tube -- try flipping through channels and by the end of the night, we figured we'd seen a dozen exposed breasts (coupled with chopped heads); men rule the television and remote control so it's no surprise that our beloved TV is named after a body part -- the fascination is there, we simply cant keep our minds off of tom, dick and harry.
when we fight with them, we cry our little hearts out through the night while the object of our affection is fast asleep. disillusioned females huddle around a website that says, "men suck". male haters put up larger than life signs so men's nearsighted eyes would notice. we make rules that they never follow. we have movies made expressly to educate them which they call "chick flicks". so why painstakingly go through all this? three words, we love men. if we just start seeing them as budding friends rather than potential husbands, we'd be amazed at how much they could give. it's a great advantage having them on our side, once we win a guy's friendship, not only could we take a peek into their private world, they'd let us in. who knows, they might even give the answer to every girl's ultimate question... how to put his ring on this finger. which reminds me, i was walking along the sts with someone when a group of guys shouted, "put a ring on that finger man, put a ring on that finger!" ... too bad, i wasnt with the right guy, maybe next time!

did you know...
that the best guy movie of all time is dirty harry and the best chick flick(??) an affair to remember.